Oh, Cramps...how can you be so evil?!?!?
I hate my uterus. I'm sorry, men, for all of the graphic reality this is to follow, but I can't hide it. If any of you so-called 'hobbyists' out there think we don't work on the rag, you're very, VERY much mistaken.
All of us have done it. It isn't pretty, but yeah, here's how it goes...
So, Escort gets her period unexpectedly. She's not on The Pill (I NEVER was on the Pill...and NEVER did BBFS, obviously), so it takes her by surprise. Instead of freaking out and asking the Madam to send her home early (and incurring charges), she does what all the other girls do: she stuffs in a makeup sponge.
Yes: I said a makeup sponge. Sorry.
Nothing else works quite as well, and we all have our favourite brands (I swore by Life Brand Sea Makeup Sponges from Shoppers Drug Mart. Unfortunately, they were discontinued). And, no, it doesn't just stay in all day -- you have to pull it out between clients and rinse the sponge. No, not 'throw it away,' but rinse it. How gross is that? But, we all do/did it. It's de rigueur in the Escorting World, and no, guys NEVER EVER notice. And I mean never. However, the Instead Cup (which I've used for years here in Canada) can be mistaken for a diaphragm whilst in the act, and one girl told me it makes the guys even more irritating when it comes to condom use. Ergo, it isn't used as much.
Oh, if only you housewives knew how stupid your husbands can be! You'd laugh alllll the way to the bank. And I mean that.
So, yes, girls work in Biohazard Mode, but it isn't hazardous for them... only for the men. As are so many of the acts we perform(ed)...
As a final note, gents, when you're happily performing DATY on a girl at 4 PM (or later), just remember that you're probably #4 or six of the day, and yeah, she might even be on the rag. Sucks, don't it, Boys?!?
*LOL*
Reality blows. ;)
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